foxymoxie (foxymoxie) wrote in seventhlayer,

Hillbilly music thumping through the ceiling

What's my favorite thing about my days off? Well, I'll tell ya, It's not being able to relax all day, and it's not sleeping in. It's listening to the hillbilly buttrock that wafts through the floor of the apartment above me! There's nothing quite like starting your day with Ted Nuget songs that sound like they're being played very loudly from inside a barrel. But if I had to choose one thing that I love the most about it, it'd be that all of the songs are so distorted that you can only barely tell how bad they really are. Sometimes it sounds a little like some bad house, but then a wailing guitar solo starts that, with the floor being in the way, could also be a dying cat. At that point, I'm thinking Mike Oldfield? But then begins the empowered vocals of what could only be the Red Rocker, Ted Nuget, and I want to die.


So hillbillies, I know that neither of you have got jobs and you honestly don't have anything better to do than to sit around and listen to the same four buttrock Cds all day, but could you at least turn it down? One thing's for sure, I'm not putting up with this in my apartment in heaven.
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